RUBBISH

Everywhere I go, people ask me for this song

The most popular of all, they ask for it all night long

Well it isn’t a silly love song, and it isn’t ‘rock and roll’

It isn’t one of those protest songs

It’s a public opinion poll

Go home you’re rubbish, get off the stage you bum

Why don’t you go and play, over the hills and far away?

Why don’t you have a silent and very early night?

I just can’t understand why this song is such a hit

'Cause all I hear is “no more please”

“Go home you stupid twit”

So I told a little joke and the people started dancing

They didn't laugh and they didn't clap

Because they thought it was a rap

They didn't smile and they didn't cry

And left me on the stage to die