Mad Cow

Holy cow we’re all mad now

The mad, mad, moo, moo, cow, cow

“How now” said the mad brown cow

We’ve all gone mad, mad, mad, now

The mad, mad, moo, moo, cow, cow

Has got the country in a row, now

We’re eating porky worky pie, ’cause we just don’t wanna die

There’s no steak and kidney pud, because the beef’s no good

The mad, mad, moo, moo, cow, cow

Has killed the cat that chased the bow wow

Well we had a little cat but the BSE got that

And now we’re all mad, mad, mad, now

Holy cow we’re all mad now

The mad, mad, moo, moo, cow, cow

“How now” said the mad brown cow

We’ve all gone mad, mad, mad, now

The mad, mad, moo, moo, cow, cow

Has put the chickens up for sale now

With salmonella in a pie, it’s enough to make you cry

There’s no beef burgers to eat, and the chips are obsolete

The mad, mad, moo, moo, cow, cow

Has made the doctor raise an eyebrow

Well the doctor came to tea, and he caught the BSE

And we call him the mad, mad quack now

Holy cow we’re all mad now

The mad, mad, moo, moo, cow, cow

“How now” said the mad brown cow

We’ve all gone mad, mad, mad, now

The silly moo, left the Irish stew and ate a rump of beaf steak

The silly moo, left the Irish stew

Now she’s, nutty as a fruit-cake

Holy cow we’re all mad now

The mad, mad, moo, moo, cow, cow

“How now” said the mad brown cow

We’ve all gone mad, mad, mad, now

We’ve all gone mad, mad, mad, now

The mad, mad, moo, moo, cow, cow

BENIDO

© Jim Redgewell
Jim Redgewell Music
www.jimredgewell.com