Two Point Four Blues

Two Point Four Blues


My mother had two point four children
My mother had two point four children
My mother had two point four children


I've got a brother, I've got a sister
And I ain't even half a man
I've got a brother, I've got a sister
And I ain't even Half a man
My mother had two point four children

My mother had two point four children
My mother had two point four children
My mother had two point four children



Zero point four and nothing more
I ain't even half a man
Zero point four and nothing more
I ain't even half a man
My mother had two point four children

My mother had two point four children
My mother had two point four children
My mother had two point four children



There once was a lady called Jill
Who said I was over the hill
She's a blast from the past
Our romance didn't last
Because she joined the old bill
Her mother had two point four children

Her mother had two point four children
Her mother had two point four children
Her mother had two point four children



I know a lady called Teresa
And she's a bit of a teaser
She called me her honey
And spent all my money
Then left me for some other geezer
Her mother had two point four children

Her mother had two point four children
Her mother had two point four children
Her mother had two point four children



For those of you who won't sing along
I've got something to say
For those of you who won't sing along
I'm gonna get you today
Your mother had two point four children

Your mother had two point four children
Your mother had two point four children
Your mother had two point four children


© Jim Redgewell
Jim Redgewell Music
www.jimredgewell.com




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