Jim Redgewell Music: DJ

DJ

I'm tall dark and I'm handsome, and much brighter than the sun

I'm not just Gods gift to women, I'm Gods gift to everyone

When I'm not around to entertain, the show comes to a halt

'Cause I'm the centre of the Universe and modest to a fault

I walk upon the water, and the sun shines from my bum

I'm superman and Romeo, all rolled up into one

If it weren’t for me the world would stop

And everything would end

'Cause I'm the father, son and Holy Ghost

And everybody’s friend

When I entertain at parties, everybody’s having fun

Everybody there is happy, because they know I'm number one

For everybody loves me, 'cause I'm such a lovely man

For I'm the greatest thing that God has made

Ever since the world began

'Cause I'm a DJ, just listen to the wisdom of the words I have to say

'Cause I'm a DJ, I make the leaves fall off the trees

And the flowers bloom in May

I say just what I think, and I do just what I like

And if you don’t like it, you can go and get on your bike

'Cause I'm a DJ

I'm a radio star, and a star of TV